The Heerlijke Opperheerschappij of Victoriaans Nederlands is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Marcus Alan Ariel Felix Haydn V Reynolds with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.534 billion Dutch-Germans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of De Nieuw en Verbeterd Staad Vladivostok. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Victorian economy, worth a remarkable 4,632 trillion Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 280,201 Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Victorian Embarrassments, and citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles. Crime is totally unknown. Victoriaans Nederlands's national animal is the Courageously Great and Very Proud Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestantism Among Many Other Religions.

Victoriaans Nederlands is ranked 1,091^st in the world and 16^th in Forest for Safest, scoring 162.45 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.